American Catholic: Oxymoron

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If you’re an American Catholic, you’re an oxymoron . . . or maybe just a moron, I’m not sure.

Don’t take offense. I’m an American Catholic. I’m content to be oxymoronic, and I feel like a moron sometimes. I love America and I love Catholicism. And that’s kind of like loving diet foods and Big Macs, loving your wife and your secretary, beating your kids and hugging them, enjoying football and the pre-2023 Detroit…